Disclaimer: Dear readers if anyone is easily offended, faint of heart, or just doesn't like opinionated, foul language laced, bad behavior please step away from this post. Please do not walk....run! I love you all and do not want to offend.Be warned, some opinions stated within may be alarming and may even crush your dreams and ideas....forever.
As I am sure you are all very aware, the whole Gulf oil spill situation has gotten completely out of hand. I know there have been other spills all over the world. I am not so naive as to not recognize that big oil companies have been doing this shit all over the world. It's just a little more damn apparent when it is in our own backyard or ocean, as the case may be.I don't know about you, but I am starting to feel like the American people are getting all kinds of lip service and then..BAM, bend over bitch..right up the rear! No warning, no bargaining, no KY just BAM!!! Last week I had to give the weekly throat punch to Hayward and Obama. This week, after hearing the incredulous bullshit that fell out of our President's mouth. I had to give it to him and him alone.He can take his throat punch all by himself. Why, You ask? Well, it had something to do with this and a lot to do with this: "I have established a National Commission to understand the causes of this disaster and offer recommendations on what additional safety and environmental standards we need to put in place." A fucking commission!I don't know about you but I'm feeling condescended to lately. It's like a parent trying to pacify a child in mid tantrum, saying anything ( basically a whole lot of nothing) just to calm them down with no intention of keeping whatever crazy promise they made to get the damn crazy kid to shut the hell up in Target! What the fuck is there to understand? It's been explained to death. Were you not paying attention? Are you deaf? BP is a bunch of fucking assholes who cut corners, they blew some shit up, killed 11 people (immediately), who knows the true extent of the collateral damage, there is oil rushing into the Gulf and strangling all of the creatures of the ocean, people's livelihoods are being ruined, and the planet is generally being destroyed...oh yeah and YOU are sitting on your ass watching it all happen!Understand? There, you don't need any damn commission I just recapped. Give me the commission money, better yet..give it to the GULF and clean it the fuck up NOW !! HURRY UP!!! Now, go eat some more of that Gulf seafood that you were trying to get your constituents to eat. ABout that, what are you Jim Jones? Is Gulf Seafood the American people's Kool aid? Jumpin Jehosephat, are you fucking retarded? No offense to any retarded people who may be reading this!
So, I am once again bestowing my special edition Doc Marten wearing roundhouse kick to your throat, face ,and testicles to the ONLY fucking idiot who can not figure this shit out! Dude, I was your biggest fan and now I have to hang my head in shame. I am ridiculed by all those who love me because of my poor choices at election time. I was so proud, so boastful and now shame! Thanks a LOT!!!! I can feel it, they are coming to revoke my Political scientist credentials because of this faux pas.Shit man, we put our faith in you and you have abandoned us. Yes we can....The question is , CAN YOU?
Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming! Happy Mothering!
This whole oil spill catastrophe is enough to make me sick, but when our President speaks about it, seriously I could psychically be vomit all over my tv screen.
ReplyDeleteI'm so sick and tired of him.
Seriously.
I totally agree with you! They need to do less talking and more action! They keep putting it off until they come up with a plan.....here's a plan...get your butts out there and do something...anything! Just figure it out! Start somewhere! Try something and if it doesn't work, try something else. Quit talking about it already. I am sick of these people in gov't who are offering no solutions...every hour that goes by leads to more devastation...and those poor water animals whose lives are ending by no fault of their own. It's very frustrating and sad too.
ReplyDeleteTHROAT punches, donkey punches and DRAGON PUNCHES ALL AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't have said it better!
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