Well, we all know how I feel about sex education for elementary schoolers. What is this world coming to? When kindergarten through fifth grade students return to class at Veterans Memorial Elementary School in Provincetown, Mass., this fall, they'll be able to ask the school nurse for condoms.Well,that's a hell of a school supply. That better not show up on my beginning of the year wish list for the class, they can just keep on wishing.Wishing they were older! No questions, no write your name down and call your Mama. It's their very own don't ask, don't tell; the mini me version. It's a free license to be promiscuous and experiment sexually when you are in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. Some of these kids can't even spell their names, tie their shoes, barely wipe their own asses. Now, we are giving them condoms. They don't have the social skills to know how to deal with this. This is wrong on so many levels that I am beyond flabbergasted. I am on the ground passed out. Yes, I am lying on the floor passed out typing this post.
Thanks to a new, district-wide policy approved by the Provincetown School Board, condoms are now available to students in all schools, regardless of their age. Parents will not only NOT be informed, they can not opt their children out. So there is no paperwork to sign to say do NOT give my kid condoms! WTF? Who the hell are these people? What the hell gives them the right to do this without my permission? They work for me, right? This is a damn infringement of parental rights if ever I saw one!Thank GOD my kids are going to Catholic school!
Officials say that there's no set age when sexual activity starts and students who ask for condoms will also receive counseling and information on abstinence. OK, so we are expected to give these little kids condoms and not expect them to think its OK to experiment? It's like giving them candy and saying not to eat it. They don't have the restraint. Are we going to see an increase in "date" rapes? Little boys are going to think since they were given the condoms with adult permission maybe that means free range to have sex with whatever little girl they choose.
This is absurd. What next, passing out guns when kids start 2nd grade? Whose brilliant idea was this to give K-5th graders condoms? I mean are they passing out some special brand for babies? No way a condom made for a grown mans junk is going to fit a elementary schooler's penis! I don't have little boys so I don't know how that works but I do feel that by doing this they have made the world a
This weeks throat punch definitely goes to the morons at the Provincetown School Board, the world renowned champion mental midgets, who approved this district wide policy of condoms for kiddies. Stay tuned, I am sure it will be coming to your town soon!Happy Mothering! Oh wait, better check to see if that is OK with the Provincetown School Board first. What's next? Free abortion clinics operating out of the gymnasium at the middle school? Maybe free crack if you make the AB honor roll?