My first Monday Minute with DDoR

1 - Have you ever had any feelings towards one of your teachers back in the day?
There was one very hot young Spanish Professor, my freshman year of college. Nothing like a hottie with a big set of brains on him:)

2 - What's the most embarrassing thing that happened while at work? 
That would be a toss up between the time I had to dress up like a clown for a shoe sale when I was 17  or when I got called into the office by the tackiest dressing, hairy chested, open shirt, chain wearing HR guy in the universe and had him recommend that I wear less "revealing" clothes. I was 23, it was my first administrative job, and I was working with children. I was mortified and confused by the person delivering the message. So freaking embarassing.
 
3 - When was the last time you crapped yourself sharted?
Yeah, I'm a girl...we don't do that. Just ask my husband. He will tell you! There are very strict rules about any and all flatulence in my house, ambitious or not! Just say no!

4 - What is one thing you have always kept a secret and why have you kept this a secret for so long?
That I see dead people! BWAHAHAHA...Just Kidding! Have you read my blog? I have no secrets. It's all out there. And if its not...well, its going to stay that way until I need a really juicy post! Get your own juice, Ian!

and finally...

5 - What's your best advice for us habitual coffee drinkers as to not have to poop right after drinking it?
Well, I'd say to drink  it on an empty stomach and... do NOT mix with fruit, grain, or bran! If you really want to be safe, take an Imodium 20 minutes before drinking your coffee! That should work...until it doesn't and then you can refer to question #3!