Ok, I know I am not so good at always remembering to vent on Truthful Tuesdays. How am I suppose to be a good example if I don't even vent myself? So here, I go. Keep in mind, I had to dig deep to find something that made my life not perfect today:)
I've decided that I hate, absolutely hate, splinters. Yes, seems the little bastards have declared war on my girl,Gabs. Pobresita. Any idea how hard it is to remove splinters from a 2 year old drama queen in complete hysterics? It is absolutely exhausting , for all involved. Did I mention she had 6 splinters in 2 days? Oh my, hate to say it but its looking more and more like she will be wearing gloves and socks and shoes all summer long. The trauma the splinters are causing is too much.
I've also have to confess that I saw a blog the other day titled something like A Mommy blog that is about more than just complaining! WTF?? Seriously? I don't spend all my blogging time complaining. I try to be truthful, it's not all sunshine and roses but its not all dark clouds and doom either. I think its pretty shitty that she would just assume that all other Mommy Blogs are riddled with complaining! I think that she is kinda a douche!
I'm also going to be honest about the fact that the crappy monsoon weather coupled with the bitter cold has had me in a funk. I've pretty much not felt like leaving the house and my children have been working my very last nerve. Oh yeah, tonight my 2 year old decided to piss my bed. She wasn't sleeping when it happened. I asked her why and her answer was this ,"Actually, I made up my mind and I did it!" What? First of all, where did the "Me" go? Usually, its "Me, this or Me that". And why so defiant today? Why you gotta kick Mommy when she's down? Couldn't she have taken this stance about something like human rights, or the ethical treatment of animals, becoming the first woman president...why just randomly pissing on my bed?? What did I do to deserve the honor of being her first decided asshole maneuver? After much probing, she changed her answer to say that she couldn't get in to the bathroom so she peed my bed. Seriously, did she just think to herself..."Hey, Mommy's bed kinda looks like a toilet. I think I will piss there!" Yes, this has been the kind of day it has been. I'd say its been shitty, but I guess its really been pissy.
Screw you non complaining Mommy blogger..you're just not complaining because either you are in denial or you are an effing LIAR!!! That's right, I can say that...its my blog!