Sunday, July 11, 2010

The Monday Minute 7/12/10

1. Can you burp the ABC's?
Yeah, no way! That is pretty gross, unless you are under the age of 5.

2. So lets just say you have a 9+ hour drive ahead of you would you consider wearing Depends so you didn't have to stop multiple times?

NO, I would never intentionally urinate or defecate on myself and sit in it ..under no circumstances. Well, maybe if I was sitting in a closet while Freddy Krueger or Michael Myers was roaming the room looking for me, but other than that..NO WAY!

3. Would you your tongue down five feet of a NYC street or press your tongue into a strangers nostril?

OK, well these are both equally nauseating but'd be more likely if catching something licking someone's nostril of course you'd probably need a tetanus after running your tongue down 5 feet on NYC street. OF course  if you licked where someone freshly spat or a bum urinated not wearing his Depends, yeah, I say shoot me now! I'm not doing either! TOO NASTY!!!! I'd rather be shot than ingest the cooties!

4. If you had an envelope that contained the date you would die would you open it?

Yes, and then I would do every single thing I ever wanted to do knowing I had a predetermined expiration date that I was actually privy too. I could use the kick start to my get up and go. It's taken me 37 years to finally realize what I want out of my life, and I think knowing an end date would put it into more perspective. Its not the end, its just the end of one journey and the beginning of another.

5. Which one song describes your sex life best?

Between the Sheets, The Isley Brothers


  1. Great song! So laughing at your question for # 3!!!
    Thanks for linking up!


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