tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6027511072264313662.post2030288475724435432..comments2023-10-28T09:42:42.515-04:00Comments on The TRUTH about Motherhood: Even More Mommy truismsUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6027511072264313662.post-81377291917228649352010-07-01T11:55:07.447-04:002010-07-01T11:55:07.447-04:00Haaaaa!!! You just described my mommy van to a T. ...Haaaaa!!! You just described my mommy van to a T. I'm quite sure I've been the butt of many drive-thru jokes. But I just can't get it together to keep it clean. Oh well. Somebody's got to set the bottom of the barrel standard, right?Organic Motherhood with Cool Whiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09305464822153790948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6027511072264313662.post-14720353216068247192010-06-30T21:52:11.301-04:002010-06-30T21:52:11.301-04:00yes. yes. and yes.
And I had a friend who used to...yes. yes. and yes.<br /><br />And I had a friend who used to say of labor, "They tell you you'll have a burning sensation. Yeah, like being burned at the stake."dusty earth motherhttp://www.dustyearthmother.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6027511072264313662.post-38444347831689298822010-06-30T10:13:32.240-04:002010-06-30T10:13:32.240-04:00Ahhh I love this!!! It's all SO incredibly tru...Ahhh I love this!!! It's all SO incredibly true!MommyLovesStilettoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09743876173745605269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6027511072264313662.post-63066127382501176342010-06-30T02:16:20.706-04:002010-06-30T02:16:20.706-04:00The police threats works wonders with my kids!! Ab...The police threats works wonders with my kids!! About a month ago there was a police raid across the street from my house. One of the cars was right in front of our house and a cop was outside w/ his gun drawn. Mind you this is happening at nap time. I sit down on the couch to eat lunch and relax, not knowing what's going on yet. I finally notice the comotion and a couple minutes later my kids come out of the bedroom asking if the police were there to take them away because they were not sleeping!!Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11895383136725132213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6027511072264313662.post-75326402523733048432010-06-30T01:25:22.803-04:002010-06-30T01:25:22.803-04:00You hit it on the nail will them all! I learned th...You hit it on the nail will them all! I learned these of course the hard way. I would yell at my hubby for not helping and he would simply say "I didn't know you needed help" well duh honey. But men just don't think like us. Lesson learned #1. Tantrums were funny til it was mine. Don't judge. Lesson learned #2. Spanking and time outs DEFINITELY don't work for all kids. Rather than trying to lose my sanity I threaten to call the cops or take privileges away. Threats work, there's nothing wrong with threatening. If it works, it works. (Don't judge) Lesson learned #3.<br /><br />On that note, I am THAT mom who has a back seat full of nasty snacks so if you ever see a giveaway with hand held mini vacuums, you know who to call. Sometimes I am also THAT mom who lets her daughter go out with crazy hair if it's just too frustrating with arguments, then when people give her weird looks she knows, Mommy just wants me to look beautiful. Some lessons need to be learned on their own. Lesson learned #4 (for me).mountains-to-climbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12593442938301498409noreply@blogger.com